On awesomeness

So today should be awesome. It really should. It’s the first day of the school week. I have friends. It’s warm. There are protests on Wall street. There is green in my hair. Also I can knit. So yay.

But today is not awesome. I realized a couple minutes ago that my favorite stripey dress has such a high waist that, when combined with my really long legs, it looks like I’m wearing a really short skirt. I realized a couple days ago that I only ever attract guys of the moderately to really creepy variety. I realized that I’m happier with my ex as a friend than as a boyfriend, but that I miss having someone to be so close to and to cuddle with. Troy is a lonely city sometimes.

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